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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Man 1:
But I'm not Gay!
Man 2:
Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1:
but I'm not!
Man 2:
IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:
honestly?
Man 2:
THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:
probably Iron Man.
Man 2:
SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1:
yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2:
ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1:
well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2:
oh yeah..
Man 1:
and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman:
EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2:
...and you said you werent gay!

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brachzaff:

#hey remember that time when martha took care of the doctor? #uhm wait #you mean this time on the moon when she saved his life? #or when she stayed with him and helped him when he was burning? #or when she spent 3 months of her life as his servant? #a black servant in the beginning of the XX century? #or when she took care of him when they were stuck in 1963? #and during all the these times doctor was an emo douche? #when I watched s3 I wanted to punch ten so hard that his first regeneration would feel it #I wish eleven and martha met #and he’d be babbling and babbling and she’d be like ‘oh just shut up for a second! you’re even more chatty than the last time!’ #and doctor would be like ‘… about last time. I WAS A DOUCHE AND YOU WERE AWESOME AND FEEL FREE TO PUNCH ME I AM SORRY FORGIVE ME?’ #’PLEASE? I AM SO SORRY.’ #’BECAUSE MARTHA JONES - YOU WERE - AND STILL ARE - A STAR’ #and she’d be like ‘I know.’#I HAVE SO MANY MARTHA JONES FEELINGS IT’S NOT FUNNY 

This is sooo good!

I have long wanted for Martha and Nine to meet up.  She would never run off like the rest of the stupid apes.  He would see her awesome for what it is.  They would be amazing even if eventually his memory has to get wiped since Ten doesn’t remember her.

 I literally started writing this when “new mouth new rules” became canon when Elven premiered. Sadly it has never been finished.  My Martha Jones feelings, they could fill an ocean.

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