1. It Was Only a Kiss - in_sunshine, lodessa - Real Person Fiction, Actor RPF, Star Trek RPF [Archive of Our Own] →

    Inspired by Robert Beltran’s Reddit AMA teasing about a Janeway/Chakotay kiss having been filmed at Kate’s house using a personal camera.

    Kate invites the rest of the cast over to celebrate finishing filming for the season and things escalate quickly in a direction she didn’t anticipate.

    Co-written with in-sunshine-and-in-rain

  2. The RPF Continues

    in-sunshine-and-in-rain and I have posted a follow up to last week’s Kate Mulgrew/Robert Beltran present day RPF (available on Tumblr here or on AO3 here).

    Read the new fic at AO3 here or below the read more cut.

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  3. *prepares to lose followers and receive hate*

    Okay, so in-sunshine-and-in-rain and I may have spent all day writing RPF about two aging actors whose characters supposedly weren’t fucking on a TV show that ended over a decade ago and at least one of whom has been married to someone else most of the time.

    If Kate Mulgrew didn’t want us to think about this she could have stopped describing Robert Beltran  as sexy and trailing off suggestively while talking about him.  If Robert Beltran didn’t want us to think about this he could have not done that same trailing off thing, described the possibility of acting out actual romance with Kate Mulgrew as “a lot of fun”, and implied that they made home videos of them hooking up and rewatch them.

    We are not in the least bit sorry.  We do not intend to stop.  This is only the beginning.  

    So in honor of Kate’s nomination for tomorrow’s Emmy’s… Here is one (later in the story) chapter from in-sunshine-and-in-rain and I’s upcoming epic #fovereverfucking.

    Robert Beltran stops by to congratulate Kate Mulgrew on her Emmy Nomination (Robert Betran/Kate Mulgew RPF, Explicit)

    *Unbetaed and compiled from iMessage responses back and forth!

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  4. RPF has existed for as long as there have been celebrities. Any media ‘based on a true story!’ is RPF. Any historical fiction narrative that co-opts a real person or real group is RPF. Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar is RPF, and reflects reality just as accurately as the better and more lovingly, carefully written internet RPF of today: virtually not at all. The names remain - Julius Caesar, Mark Antony - as do certain simplified traits, the archetypal roles they play. In lieu of actual Julius Caesar and Actual Mark Antony, we get AU!Caesar and an AU!Antony in a simpler, more dramatic narrative.

    — V. Arrow, “Real Person(a) Fiction,” in Fic: Why Fanfiction is Taking Over the World  (via silencewhippersnapper)

  5. Cerulean. Bombay Sapphire. The deep end of the pool.


    Zachary Quinto, when asked to describe the precise color blue of Chris Pine’s eyes. (x)


  6. This is How it Works, Law and Order UK RPF →

    Title: This is How it Works

    Fandom: Law and Order: UK RPF

    Characters: Jamie Bamber, Freema Agyeman

    Pairing: Freema Agyeman/Jamie Bamber

    Rating: Adult 

    Word Count: 5,155

    Author’s Notes: It was July 24th, 2008, when I first claimed I was going to write this fic.

    Disclaimer: This whole thing is LIES.

    “Please go ahead and screw his brains out, just don’t go falling in love with each other.”

    Narrowly avoiding choking on her coffee, Freema blinked and tried to figure out what Kerry had really said, because she certainly hadn’t just suggested that Freema have sex with her costar, who happened to be Kerry’s flawless husband, Jamie Bamber. 

  7. Old Story Beginning:

    Freema would be lying if she said that she hadn’t noticed the fact that Jamie was absolutely gorgeous long before anything happened.

    New Story Beginning:

    “Please go ahead and screw his brains out, just don’t go falling in love with each other.”

    — The entire first 750 words had to be cut out or cut up and moved about.  Editing is hard but I think the new version is an improvement.

  8. Bamber’s expression was an apology, “You are going to frighten off our friends” he told his wife. “Freema and James didn’t sign up for a latchkey party; this isn’t the 60s.”

    — Back to actually writing Law and Order UK lies that I started before the show even started airing.

  9. Hands still remaining at the base of her bra, he bends his head down and runs his tongue across one of her nipples through the thin lace.

    — I am now at a thousand words of mostly porn RPF.  When I said ficlet, I may have lied to myself and to you.

  10. Which other hot people you would like to read about Jamie Bamber having sex with? →

    I was just looking through the Law and Order UK RPF drafts I kept starting and not finishing because… issues? and I thought maybe rather than try and actually develop a rationale for both Jamie Bamber and Freema Agyeman being unfaithful or somehow unpartnered (Which I keep getting stuck on. Damn being happily married and thus feeling all weird and uncomfortable with what the me of yesteryear would not have even paused at!) I would try just writing a PWPish “5 Things” type ficlet entitled: 5 Hookups with Costars that Jamie Bamber didn’t actually have.  

    So who would you like to read about Jamie Bamber having sex with?